Let me tell you something about Bill Compton. We were best friends in the 20's. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... Whatever. So then since forever, I've been with my best friend forever Godric who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Area 9, and Bill was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow him off to hang out with Godric, he'd be like, "Why didn't you call me back?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-boys pool party, I was like, "Bill, I can't invite you, because I think you're homosexual." I mean I couldn't have a homosexual at my party. There were gonna be boys there in their bathing suits. I mean, right? He was a HOMOSEXUAL. So then his maker called my maker and started yelling at him, it was so retarded. And then he dropped out of the coven because no one would talk to him, and he came back in the fall, and he had this creepy accent and he was totally weird, and now I guess he's on crack.